CAPTAIN THREE LEG - Satan Murder Suicide CD

“Pimply teenagers kneel on the floor of the YMCA, banging their heads to cued-up thrash metal cassettes. Girls flee the gymnasium in disgust, sheltering themselves from the display; guaranteeing the continued virginity of the black-clad participants. Pounding metal and pounding fists, heads bang to the steady beat of drums at break-neck speeds. It was no contest, It never was. No matter the song, the kid with the longest hair always won, It was the only time in his life being a loser would make him a winner, and it felt glorious. He would hang onto that glory for the rest of his life; a life of metal.”